Which people do the burgers hate?The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?The POTTED ones!

Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?A double!

Which burgers love to act?Ham-burgers!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?Medium burgers!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers are dishonest?Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Where does a burger go on vacation?The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does a burger feel at home?On the range!