Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?Too many turnovers!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?The meatball heros!

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress?Candice Berger!

Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?BITING humour!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?The SALT talks!