What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate!
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!
