Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on.’ All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers off.
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus home,’ suggested a friend. ‘My mother would only make me take it back,’ Sam said.
