What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
