First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?Because they’re headcases !

What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?He was on a diet!

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?Vitamin bills!

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because he’s always coming back!