Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said,’I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof.’ Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. ‘Now,’ […]
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.
Monster: Stick ’em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ’em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!
Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.” “Would you spell that, please?” “Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.” The operator pauses. “Just a minute, sir. I’ll connect you with […]
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other ” hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?” pointing to the supervisor. The other says, “I don’t know, go ask him.” So Guido goes up to […]
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge […]
