Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.”Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then […]
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on […]
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.”They got out and measured their rig, which was 12’4.””What do you think?” one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. “Not a cop in sight. Let’s take a […]
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?” The Rabbi responds, “Just a little shaken.” The priest pulls a […]
