Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at atoy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the clerk asked.”Cash,” I snapped. Then, apologizing for […]
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation.He said, “I did that by accident.”She replied, “I know that, daddy.”He replied, “How’d you know?”The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE!’ afterwards!”
Two cab drivers met.”Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?””Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”
