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Car and train jokes

Why did the stupid racing car …

7 Sep , 2009  

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

Car and train jokes

Did you hear about the boy who…

7 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

Car and train jokes

Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 m…

7 Sep , 2009  

Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Car and train jokes

Why do you have to wait so lon…

7 Sep , 2009  

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

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Where do ghost trains stop? At…

7 Sep , 2009  

Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.

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What is evil and ugly and goes…

7 Sep , 2009  

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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What did the monster say when …

7 Sep , 2009  

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

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Whats black and white and red …

7 Sep , 2009  

Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.

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After spending 3-1/2 hours end…

7 Sep , 2009  

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at atoy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the clerk asked.”Cash,” I snapped. Then, apologizing for […]

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One day a guy was driving with…

7 Sep , 2009  

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation.He said, “I did that by accident.”She replied, “I know that, daddy.”He replied, “How’d you know?”The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE!’ afterwards!”

Car and train jokes

What do you say to a one legge…

7 Sep , 2009  

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.

Car and train jokes

Two cab drivers met.”Hey,” ask…

7 Sep , 2009  

Two cab drivers met.”Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?””Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”