What should a teacher take if he’s run down? The number of the car that hit him.
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, “What are we going to do?” The other replied, “Quick, turn the car into a side street.”
What is the meaning of afford?It’s the car most sales representatives drive.
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, dear,” said auntie. “I’ve got […]
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
