What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !
Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and […]
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you’ll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
