Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says “Safety Zone.”
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.
Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets?Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.
Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
