Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’ Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that’s all happened […]
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. […]
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home.’Ghost: Why don’t you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !
