Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”
