Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.The second hiker says, “What are you doing?”The first responds, “I figure when the […]
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time […]
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !
