Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food? – A: Petatoes!

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? – A: Catch.

Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? – A: A first-aid kit!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!