What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?The evening mews !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?She’s got that down in the mouth look !

How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?I’m paw !

What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !

How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !

Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet […]