There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !