Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !

When the cat’s away…..?The house smells better !

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !

What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !

What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !

Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?A first aid kitty !

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !

Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !