What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?There was some money in the kitty !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !