If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !

What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !

Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !

When the cat’s away…..?The house smells better !

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

Why are black cats such good singers?They’re very mewsical.

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !

What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !