How are tigers like sergeants …
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !
What do you get if you cross a…
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !
What do you get if you cross a…
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
What happened to the tiger who…
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
What’s the difference between …
What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !
What happened to the man who t…
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !
How does a leopard change its …
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
Why do you never see zebras or…
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !
What do you call a lion wearin…
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
