Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping me !
Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report.Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”
Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?””Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he repliesTo this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.””Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced […]
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, “You mean you can do all that, but you can’t […]
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.”No mis” he replied
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.
