Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not?Because it wasn’t raining!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?”A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey – he’s always stuffed !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!

What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have “Sandy claws” !