Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ?It was a scream !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !

Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?The letter “D” !

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve !

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!

Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match?Because they’re both stopped by the rein.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Don’t feed it !

What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?Tired arms!