What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph

Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.