First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? ‘Claws.’

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !