Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?” “He said it was too tight.”
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so […]
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn’t buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. ‘You’re getting your Christmas present a week early this year,’ her mother […]
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track – all straight!
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
