Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks […]
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?”The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip […]
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
