Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,”Are you ready to order?”Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is a good idea.I’ll come back […]
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: They’ve been having turkey for years.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
