Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: The United States of America!
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first?A: Who cares!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”?A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now it’s got two left wings.
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent andhorrible death […]
