Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?A: A police lineup.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election?A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
