Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When he’s sworn in.
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
