Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.”Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. “Tom, what is […]
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?A: “You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive […]
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”.One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.””No,” […]
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!
