President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute.”I’d salute you […]
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleepwith President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is stupid!
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.
