If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The […]
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen?With all that’s going on right now, you […]
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow?A: To study economics.
Q: What will Bill’s favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everything’s $100.
