Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.
Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.
Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?A: “Good morning, Bill.”
