Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he’d seen himself before?
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn’t you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can’t get their heads in the jar.
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them.The next day, the police come to the […]
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. […]
Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled […]
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.
