Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. “Well, I’ve always thought I’d like to be a doctor,” said Higginbote. “Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe.” “Obstetrics?” scoffed Goldstein. “At the rate science is going, you’d no sooner learn all about it […]
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, “I hear there’s a new case of herpes in the dorm.” “Great!” said Baldwin. “I was getting tired of 7-Up!”
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, “Do you have any final words, son?” “Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the […]
Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.
How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. “Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?” “Yes!” “For the whole basketball team?”
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: “CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.
