I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?It’s a place of udder delight.

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick.

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?A Moosician!

How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!