What do cows do when they’re introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? “Hey! Look at the cow’s nest!”

What did the cow wear to the football game?A Jersey.

What did the calf say to the silo?”Is my fodder in there?”

What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?

What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

What band is a cow favorite?Moody Blues

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?Holstaines

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!