What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

What do you call explosive cow vomit?A cud missle!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? De-calfinated!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?A milk dud!

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef