Cow jokes
8 Sep , 2009
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?Beef-flat!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What US state has the most cows?Moosouri!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What newspaper do cows read?The Daily Moos.
