Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

Where do cows like to ride on trains?In the cow-boose.

Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

When is a farmer like a magician?When he turns his cow into pasture.

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!

What’s a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!

What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!