Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?She was charged with rustling!
Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
