The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. “It was me, […]
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.”Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?””My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy.” eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?” “Nope, Louisiana.” “Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?” […]
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe […]
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
