How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!

Why was the skunk angry?He was incensed!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?””Let us spray!” replied the other.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?Because he had a stinking cold!

What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?Eat, stink and be merry!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?A big stinker!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!

What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?Show and smell!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!