What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.

When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).

Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.

What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.

What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.

How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!