Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?You have a broken finger!
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my […]
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?A: The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company,Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products wasVaseline and she […]
Who was the world’s greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
