Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car… Who is driving the car?A police officer!
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of […]
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go […]
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?””Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.”That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?””Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars don’t knock !
